I am fighting vampires in Santa Cruz!
It’ true. I brought my car down to Santa Cruz Subaru for 30k mile servicing. And I brought my Nintendo DS with Castlevania:Portrait of ruin along.
While I was walking looking for a place to get something to eat, a funny thing happened. A young mother, pushing a stroller, was walking behind me, chatting on her cell phone. SHe was telling whoeve she was speaking to about her kid’s milestones:
“He got his first tooth in”
“Yesterday he ate his first solid food’
“Oh! And he had his first little boner. At least the first one I saw. I was changing his diaper and I was like “Hey what’s that?” and he like smiled at me.”
Bad story!