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(09:26:59) architoothy: xmas eve i had the most vivid dream i’ve had in a while
(09:27:16) hisoybean: what was it?
(09:27:20) architoothy: I was in some sort of grecian army
(09:27:22) hisoybean: did i tell you about my spitting water all over the floor dream?
(09:27:25) architoothy: traveling with our queen (helen mirren)
(09:27:26) architoothy: no
(09:27:43) architoothy: and we were being chased by monsters (and this is before i saw that dumb movie)
(09:28:00) architoothy: and one of the queens honor guards disappeared, an we tracked him to a tomb
(09:28:09) architoothy: so we went in, me, the queen, and two other soldiers
(09:28:14) architoothy: and it was filled with wolves
(09:28:34) architoothy: which we scared away, but then the guy came out of a sarcophagus, and he was all possed, and he tried to attack us.
(09:28:50) architoothy: i gave my sword to ms mirren to defend herself, and ran outside to my horse to grab my mace
(09:28:59) architoothy: because i didn’t want to kill the guy, even though he was possesed
(09:29:04) architoothy: the queen knocked him down, somehow
(09:29:09) architoothy: and then i broke his legs with my mace
(09:29:15) architoothy: and the demon came out of the guys mouth
(09:29:16) hisoybean: wow
(09:29:20) architoothy: pissed off at being crippled
(09:29:34) architoothy: and flew off into the tomb