Starry Wisdom

Thanks to Eugene Volokh for letting me find this:

The Library Hotel is now offering a unique Erotica Package for $650,
per room, per night, based upon availability. Experience the
Erotic Literature Room, the Love Room, or any room you choose,
with this special package which includes many gifts to take home
to keep the passions burning:

• Champagne on arrival
• 1 dozen Red Roses
• Strawberries, and a bowl of Low-Fat Cool Whip
• Kama Sutra Love Essentials Package
  This irresistible set of Kama Sutra’s all-time favorites includes a sprinkling of sweet, edible Honey Dust, tongue-tempting Original Oil of Love and a lubricating Love Liquid.
  Kama Sutra Treasures of the Sea
• Transform a simple bath into an ocean of azure blue, relinquishing body and soul to the soothing rhythms and distant scent of the sea with this wondrous blend
• Erotic Dice (yours to take home)
• Erotic Moods: The Very Best of Nusound.
• Godiva Gold Ballotin ¼ lb box
• Tantric Massage Video

This video shows the grace, the flow, and the dance of erotic massage.

• Two plush Library Hotel bath robes (yes, yours to take home)
• Choose one of the following books to take home as our gift to you:
  The Art of Arousal, by Dr. Ruth Westheimer
  Mars and Venus in the Bedroom: A Guide to Lasting Romance and Passion,
  Or, a copy of the Kama Sutra

For reference, I found his on their website, here, and it was in reference to this amusing story.